kitchen...(cough) Chicken tea.

Okay so a Kitchen tea isn't really a hens party but i still expected there to be a stripper and drunk women running around wearing penis hats... fortunately there wasn't anything at the party related to the male genitalia. The reason i call it a chicken tea (well that's what my mum calls it anyway) is because all you can hear is a bunch of gossipy ladies all stuck in a room together laughing. which really sounds like 50 chickens in a pen about to hatch there eggs. For the people who Don't know what a kitchen tea is.. its a kind of like an engagement party just for the women. As i walked into the room it was swarmed with women who had at least two glasses of .. very alcoholic induced punch already. The room went quiet i thought it might of been because i had my knew Cinori leather boots on.. that i actually got at the salvos for 24 bucks :) do i hear bargain?? Then i realised that half of the women in the room hadn't seen me since i was five years old... when i hadn't been influenced by the late Alexander McQueen to make a living out of sewing material together to create beautiful clothes, and dress like there was no tomorrow everyday. So anyway now these women are seeing the nearly 6 foot fashionista that i am (life's to short not to brag honeys) and there all choking on the home made yellow cake. Five minutes later everyone is seated and my firm butt is planted on a chair. the room is set up like a catwalk show.. i starting to pay attention. useally at a chicken tea the bride to be makes up games for everyone to play and this paticular game defiently reminded me of the movie 27 dresses since the bride to be has been everyones brides maid... so she got all the women that she was bridesmaids for (all 13 of them) to wear their bridesmaids dress and walk down the catwalk so people could vote which was the best dress. It was hardly a valentino extravagansa but a shows a show girls. the first number lookied like it was stolen from the clam shell in the little mermaid, which in a way that was okay because the woman who was parading the dress was wearing coral lipstick.. :/ the next made marie antoinette upset cos she wanted her dress back.. and i'm sure that lady Gaga would of been very proud of dress number three.. the only part of the body the lace wasnt covering was the womans face. But in saying all this i shouldn't be one to judge because clothes are a work of art and if picasso was a fashion designer i'm sure this would of been his fall line :) One more thing that defiently goes to show that this was not a proper fashion show is that all of the models went to stuff there face with canoles afterwards.

xoxox Adriana.